did you get engaged???
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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