yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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