he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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