How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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