omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
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