sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
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