Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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