No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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