try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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