it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
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