We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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