Grow some girl-balls and come out already
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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