I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
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