Pregnant stripper...not hot.
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Come see our sink grown plant.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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