so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
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