Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
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