just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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