i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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