There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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