Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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