the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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