some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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