Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
So I stole cocaine from one of my Tinder hookups
And that is the most millennial sentence I've ever said
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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