I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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