dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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