an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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