i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
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