u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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