You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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