Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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