in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
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