But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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