Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
So many bounce houses so little time
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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