I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I need to sanitize my soul.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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