lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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