No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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