I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Randomize
