Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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