I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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