Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
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