I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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