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(918): View more from Oklahoma

I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.

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(517): View more from Michigan

My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?

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(559): View more from California

he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.

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(225): View more from Louisiana

He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.

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(641): View more from Iowa

This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..

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(843): View more from South Carolina

May the one with the liver that just won't quit win

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(626): View more from California

She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"

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(473): View more from Grenada-Carib

I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.

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