I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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