This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
someone get that fucking seahorse.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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