he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
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