quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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