yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
The air taste purple.
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