i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
This toilet bowl is my home.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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