yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Randomize
