are you still at the devil's house?
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
Randomize
